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Yulianna · 26-30, F Best Comment
a fuck is, i understand - it has been some time and memories fade - a fairly enjoyable activity involving (usually) two individuals of matching or contrasting genders...

a muppet is a supposedly endearing American animated toy, designed to bring pleasure and distraction to children - possibly while their parents indulge in a fuck...

a fuckmuppet must, therefore, be a unit of time, the number of minutes of distraction provided by a particular character, by which parents may judge the need for speed in their clandestine sexual encounter...

Yulianna · 26-30, F
thanks for BC...

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Ontheroad · M
And we (the U.S.) have the poster child for a "Fuckmuppet"

 
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