Who is your favorite Jew?

@GeniUs boy, you can find them everywhere if you look

@GeniUs everywhere, except if I'm looking for a nice girlfriend...

@atlantic59 Does she have to be Jewish? That really cuts your options down.

@GeniUs no she doesn't. I just thought that they were better, or nicer, or less likely to kill me...

@atlantic59 Reminds me of a joke I once heard; a man is walking through Belfast one night during 'the troubles' when suddenly he's grabbed from behind and a knife put to his throat and a voice says, 'are you Catholic or Protestant.' He thinks quickly and says, 'neither I'm Jewish.'
'Well,' says the voice, ' I must be the luckiest Arab in Ireland then.'

@GeniUs I honestly don't get it. I know nothing of religions. Or Cultures. 🙂But it sounds funny.

@atlantic59 I had to be told but I was quite young. People who want to use violence sometimes feel the need to justify it, it didn't matter what he said the knifeman was going to be the opposite, just so he could kill him.