One step backwards joke:
Donald Trump steps out onto the porch of the White House in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees, 'Donald Trump sucks' written in urine across the snow.
He storms back into the White House and yells for the security staff. He said, "someone wrote an insult, in the snow, on the front lawn and they wrote it in their own urine! Where were you guy's!?" The security staff said nothing.
Trump hollers, "well dammit, don't just stand there, find out who did it! I want an answer and I want it soon." The entire staff immediately raced for the exits.
Later that evening, Trump's Chief Security Officer approaches Trump and said, "well Mr. President, we have some bad news and some really bad news. Which one do you want first?"
Trump says, "give me the bad news first."
The Chief Security Officer said, "well Mr. President, we took samples of the urine and had it tested. The results just came back and it was J.D. Vance's urine.
Trump says, "OMG, I feel soo betrayed! My own Vice President, damn! Well, what's the really bad news?"
The Chief Security Officer replies, "well sir, it's Melania's hand writing."
He storms back into the White House and yells for the security staff. He said, "someone wrote an insult, in the snow, on the front lawn and they wrote it in their own urine! Where were you guy's!?" The security staff said nothing.
Trump hollers, "well dammit, don't just stand there, find out who did it! I want an answer and I want it soon." The entire staff immediately raced for the exits.
Later that evening, Trump's Chief Security Officer approaches Trump and said, "well Mr. President, we have some bad news and some really bad news. Which one do you want first?"
Trump says, "give me the bad news first."
The Chief Security Officer said, "well Mr. President, we took samples of the urine and had it tested. The results just came back and it was J.D. Vance's urine.
Trump says, "OMG, I feel soo betrayed! My own Vice President, damn! Well, what's the really bad news?"
The Chief Security Officer replies, "well sir, it's Melania's hand writing."
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