One step ahead joke:
A woman shoots her husband for stepping on her clean floor. Neighbors call it in.
A police officer jumps into his squad car and drives over to the house where the alleged shooting took place.
The officer calls the station and said, "I have an interesting case here." He says, "A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
The sergeant ask the officer, "Have you arrested her?" The officer says, "no, not yet, the floors are still wet." 👀
A police officer jumps into his squad car and drives over to the house where the alleged shooting took place.
The officer calls the station and said, "I have an interesting case here." He says, "A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
The sergeant ask the officer, "Have you arrested her?" The officer says, "no, not yet, the floors are still wet." 👀
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