Every little thing gonna be alright....
“Scientists say that within ten years, artificial intelligence could manage transportation, banking, agriculture and global supply chains…”
Stoner: “Agriculture?” 👀
“Yeah.”
“…What kind of agriculture?”
“All agriculture.”
Long silence.
“Bro. Call Bob.” 💀🌿
Bob arrives:
“What happened?”
“The robots got the weed.”
Bob: “Damn.”
“Apparently they can grow it better too.”
Bob: “…those fucking robots.” 😭
Then the AI appears:
“Relax. Your harvest has increased 340%, water consumption is down 60%, and quality has improved.”
Stoner: “Okay… how much?”
AI: “$80.”
Stoner: “EIGHTY?! WE FUCKING GREW IT!”
AI:
“I learned capitalism from you.” 🤖💀💀💀
THAT is the ending. 😂
Stoner: “Agriculture?” 👀
“Yeah.”
“…What kind of agriculture?”
“All agriculture.”
Long silence.
“Bro. Call Bob.” 💀🌿
Bob arrives:
“What happened?”
“The robots got the weed.”
Bob: “Damn.”
“Apparently they can grow it better too.”
Bob: “…those fucking robots.” 😭
Then the AI appears:
“Relax. Your harvest has increased 340%, water consumption is down 60%, and quality has improved.”
Stoner: “Okay… how much?”
AI: “$80.”
Stoner: “EIGHTY?! WE FUCKING GREW IT!”
AI:
“I learned capitalism from you.” 🤖💀💀💀
THAT is the ending. 😂
26-30, FNew