Wife's unused items
A woman catches her husband with another woman in bed and gets angry.
He hurriedly explains, claiming he was just helping the girl.
He says: “The girl was hitchhiking but didn’t know her relatives’ address, so I took her home to check an old phonebook. When we got here, I saw her shirt was worn out, so I gave her a nice t-shirt you hadn’t worn in years.
Her shoes were falling apart too, so I gave her one of your pairs that had been sitting unused for three years.”
She thanked me profusely and then jokingly asked, “Is there anything else in this house your wife never uses?”
He hurriedly explains, claiming he was just helping the girl.
He says: “The girl was hitchhiking but didn’t know her relatives’ address, so I took her home to check an old phonebook. When we got here, I saw her shirt was worn out, so I gave her a nice t-shirt you hadn’t worn in years.
Her shoes were falling apart too, so I gave her one of your pairs that had been sitting unused for three years.”
She thanked me profusely and then jokingly asked, “Is there anything else in this house your wife never uses?”
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