Real list of kid jokes from the 1880s - 1950s from a real book I have sitting on the shelf.
These jokes come from the book The Big Book of Jokes for Kids by Diane Namm
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Why are ghost bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
A boy told his mother, "I have two holes in my trousers!" His mother replied, "Well, that's where your feet go through!"
Why aren't you doing well in history?
Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Why are ghost bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
A boy told his mother, "I have two holes in my trousers!" His mother replied, "Well, that's where your feet go through!"
Why aren't you doing well in history?
Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!
