The Polish Divorce
The Polish Divorce …
A Polish man moved to the USA & married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office & asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances & asked him the following questions:
Lawyer: “Do you have any grounds?”
Polish Man: “Yes, an acre & half & nice little home.”
Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
Polish Man: “It made of concrete.”
Lawyer: “I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”
Polish Man: “No, we have carport & not need one.”
Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?”
Polish Man: “All my relations still in Poland.”
Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
Polish Man: “We have hi-fidelity stereo & good DVD player.”
Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”
Polish Man: “No, I always up before her.”
Lawyer: “Why do you want this divorce?”
Polish Man: “She going to kill me.”
Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”
Polish Man: “I got proof.”
Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”
Polish Man: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore & put on shelf in bathroom. I can read & it say: "Polish Remover.”
A Polish man moved to the USA & married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office & asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances & asked him the following questions:
Lawyer: “Do you have any grounds?”
Polish Man: “Yes, an acre & half & nice little home.”
Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
Polish Man: “It made of concrete.”
Lawyer: “I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”
Polish Man: “No, we have carport & not need one.”
Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?”
Polish Man: “All my relations still in Poland.”
Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
Polish Man: “We have hi-fidelity stereo & good DVD player.”
Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”
Polish Man: “No, I always up before her.”
Lawyer: “Why do you want this divorce?”
Polish Man: “She going to kill me.”
Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”
Polish Man: “I got proof.”
Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”
Polish Man: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore & put on shelf in bathroom. I can read & it say: "Polish Remover.”
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