Terrible kid jokes

My wife told me she wants another baby. I told her, “That's a relief. I don't really like this one anyway.”

I was raised as an only child. It was very frustrating for my older sister.

We treat our father like a god. We ignore him until we need something.

I childproofed the house, but they still got in.

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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

I told our kids about their badly behaved elder brother, who was buried under the concrete of the front porch..😷