Humour…extend title

Guy walks up to the widow at her husbands funeral and says, “May I just say one word?”
“Sure,” she replies.
“Plethora.”
The widow says, “Thanks. That means a lot.


I bought the world’s worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, but it was also terrible.


Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.