Joke of the evening

For movie night I told my wife we could watch something... mature. She said sure. I asked if it was cool if it showed tits and cocks, and she sighed but said fine. I'm like,
"Okay well what about tits, cocks, boobies, and a few peckers?" She rolled her eyes and yelled, "Just put it on already!" So anyway, she ended up hating the bird documentary.