Who gets it?

Went to the hospital because I was bitten by a wolf.

The nurse asked “ where?”

I said “ no a regular one”

😂😂😂😂

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I like the idea that the hospital has this:

BITES:
> ANIMAL:
...
>> MAMMAL:
...
>>> WOLF:
Q1: Is the bite from a WEREWOLF?
Y: See mitigation under LEGENDARY CREATURES/WEREWOLF
N: Triage by bite location(s) and depth(s) under GENERAL TRIAGE/BITES