A man and his girlfriend die and meet St. Peter at the pearly gates of Heaven.

St. Peter says "Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?" "Well yes, my girlfriend and I never had the chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married in heaven?" The man replied. "That's a good question, I'll be back when I find the answer." So the man and his girlfriend are left at the pearly gates for 6 weeks while St. Peter goes off to look for an answer. During this time the couple starts to talk about love and how long eternity is. St. Peter returns and says "Yes, you can get married in heaven, so come on in and enjoy your eternity together." The couple responds by saying "Well eternity is a long time, what if it doesn't work out? Can we get a divorce in heaven?" St. Peter replies "Holy shit, it took me 6 weeks to find a priest up here, and now you expect me to find a lawyer?!" 😉👉