Whoopsie Joke 4:40 am:::A man received the following text from his neighbor.
“I am so sorry, Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I’ve been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I don’t get it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.”
Bob, in complete shock, didn’t know what to do...
A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn spell check! I meant Wi-Fi!”
I’ve been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I don’t get it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.”
Bob, in complete shock, didn’t know what to do...
A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn spell check! I meant Wi-Fi!”
