Beware Autocorrect…
What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds?
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a bar. Bartender walks up to the priest and says “What are you having?”
Priest says “The Lord does not approve of drunkenness, I'll have a glass of water.”
Bartender pours him the water and turns to the Imam and asks what he wants. The Imam says “Alcohol is Haram, my friend, I too shall have a glass of water.”
The bartender pours him a glass and turns to the rabbit.
“Water for you too, right?”
“That's right.”
“What's the matter with you three, don't you know this is a bar? Why are you even here if you don't drink?”
The rabbit looks at the other two and says “Well, I don't know about them. But I'm pretty sure I'm a typo.”
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a bar. Bartender walks up to the priest and says “What are you having?”
Priest says “The Lord does not approve of drunkenness, I'll have a glass of water.”
Bartender pours him the water and turns to the Imam and asks what he wants. The Imam says “Alcohol is Haram, my friend, I too shall have a glass of water.”
The bartender pours him a glass and turns to the rabbit.
“Water for you too, right?”
“That's right.”
“What's the matter with you three, don't you know this is a bar? Why are you even here if you don't drink?”
The rabbit looks at the other two and says “Well, I don't know about them. But I'm pretty sure I'm a typo.”
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