A woman always knows when it’s gonna rain when she goes to mass.
Her friend asks her
-how do you know? Every time it starts raining, you already have your umbrella.
She says well every Sunday morning I lift up the blanket and look at my husband’s willie, and if it’s on the left it means it’s gonna rain, and if it’s on the right it means it’s gonna be sunny.
-What happens if it’s in the middle?
-Well when it’s in the middle, I don’t go to mass.
-how do you know? Every time it starts raining, you already have your umbrella.
She says well every Sunday morning I lift up the blanket and look at my husband’s willie, and if it’s on the left it means it’s gonna rain, and if it’s on the right it means it’s gonna be sunny.
-What happens if it’s in the middle?
-Well when it’s in the middle, I don’t go to mass.
