Most offensive joke in the world, if you're in the UK it'll sicken you, if you're from elsewhere you may need to look up the parts in bold:

Actually nobody needs to see that, especially since the hide content button seems to be, missing.

two guys are walking into the woods and one says "it's creepy in here"
and the other guys says "you have the easy part - I have to walk out alone"

Q. What’s the difference between a 12cyl Ferrari and a dozen dead babies?

A. I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes ?
Nothing. You already told her twice.

What do the twin towers and gender have in common? There use to be two and now its a sensitive subject