A woman walks into a bridal shop.....
and says she wants a long flowing white wedding dress with a veil for her fourth marriage,
The sales lady says usually those are reserved for someone a little more innocent if you know what I mean.
The woman says I assure you I am as innocent as the rest of them. My first husband got so excited on the honeymoon that he passed away before anything happened, very tragic.
My second husband and I got into a fight on the way to the reception and had the marriage immediately annulled.
What about your third husband asked the sales lady.
Well, he was a Democrat and just sat on the edge of the bed for 4 years telling me how great it was going to be.
The sales lady says usually those are reserved for someone a little more innocent if you know what I mean.
The woman says I assure you I am as innocent as the rest of them. My first husband got so excited on the honeymoon that he passed away before anything happened, very tragic.
My second husband and I got into a fight on the way to the reception and had the marriage immediately annulled.
What about your third husband asked the sales lady.
Well, he was a Democrat and just sat on the edge of the bed for 4 years telling me how great it was going to be.
56-60, M
