The Sermon

It was a very long and boring sermon.

As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God."

The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why."

"Because it endured forever."

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Pretzel · 61-69, M Best Comment

Reminds me of the story of the same pastor who was going on and on
and finally one of the members feel asleep on the front row.

The preacher stopped mid-sentence and ask the man next to him to wake him up.

"No preacher..ain't a gonna do it" said the man.

And the preacher said "why not?"

And the man said "Preacher, YOU put him to sleep, YOU wake him up"

BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M

@Pretzel very good

Pretzel · 61-69, M

@BridgeOvertroubledWaters And then there was the one about the drunk that wandered into a revival service during an evening meeting. It was cold and rainy and he figured that he could put up with the service and stay warm.

Well the preacher droned on and on about the tortures in Hell and how our Loving Heavenly Father would make life a Paradise.

"Don't you want to live in Paradise?" he shouted. Let me see a show of hands!

Everybody's hands went up except the drunk who had by now drifted off to sleep.

The preach saw his hand wasn't raised and tried again "tell me brothers and sisters who wants to meet the LAWD - show me your hands"

Again, his was the only ones down at his side.

"Nudge that man Sister" and she complied.

The drunk stirred in time to hear the preacher say "Sinner don't you want to see the Lawd when you die?"

"When I die, Hell yeah. I thought you was getting up a load now!"

Gibbon · 70-79, M

I'm certain he appreciated the compliment. Be careful where you sit next week.

SStarfish ·

Lol that reminds me of a song 😊

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