Did you hear the story about the kid who was selling kittens at a Democratic fundraiser?
He was outside the Democratic fundraiser selling kittens, when the people came out from the fundraiser he was holding up the kittens and he was saying buy a Democrat kitten .A couple of weeks later the Republicans held a fundraiser in the same place and when they came out there was the same kid with the kittens and he was saying buy a Republican kitten and one of the members of the press who seen him there two weeks before said wait a minute a couple weeks ago you were selling them as Democrat kittens how come they're Republican kittens now? The kids said it's just because now they got their eyes open.




