The Sermon of Good Rest

As the pastor gave his pretty lengthy sermon, he noticed one of his parishioners dozing off.

After church and as they were leaving, the pastor jokingly asked the dozer if he got a good rest during his sermon.

The parishioner quickly responded, “Not really, someone kept talking all the way through it.”


AND ..... Another Sermon Joke ....

A pastor and a taxi driver both died and went upstairs.

The taxi driver was immediately allowed to enter heaven.

The pastor on the other hand was made wait while inquiries were made before being allowed in.

The pastor asked the taxi driver how come he was let in straight away while he , the pastor , was made wait.

"That's easy" answered the taxi driver , "while you prayed your congregation slept. Me ... while I slept my passengers prayed"