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Throw me some jokes, even if they're not that funny. I'll go first.

- What's Peter Parker's favorite thing to do, if it is? Going through the world wide web.

- What do you call this type of food you eat and that it takes place at the beach? A sandwich.

- This guy loves herbs, but he was out of this particular one that was his favorite. He went to the store that was an hour away, but it was too late. What's common for his herb and being late for the store was that.... he ran out of thyme.

- What do you call a Chinese guy with a modded car that thinks he's all that, and eats sushi that's more starch? A ricer.

- What's the best time on the clock, hands down? 6:30.
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DocSavage · M
Jay comes into work Monday morning, and sees his friend Steve at his desk, both his ears are covered with bandages.
What the Hell happened to you ?
Sheepishly, Steve says, well I was watching the Jets game yesterday, while finishing up my laundry. I was pressing my pants, when they made that great 30 yard touchdown, my cellphone rang just then, I was so into the game, without thinking I picked up the hot iron, and…
Ouch, Jay winched imagining it. Wait a minute, what happened to your other ear ?
I had to call 911, didn’t I ! Steve said defensively .