Hear ye Hear Ye ...... Guess what time it is? 😬 A turtle is crossing the road when he’s...

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Guess what time it is? 😬 A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

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BeepBeep · F

Too cute

saragoodtimes · F

one of Alan's patients bumped heads with his grand daughter while playing peekaboo. he later went to the ER complaining of dizziness. Alan admitted him to the ICU

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saragoodtimes · F

@Degbeme peekaboo-- ICU= I see you

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@saragoodtimes I knew what you were hinting at. ;)

saragoodtimes · F

@Degbeme good, thought you were having a senior moment

bookerdana · M

smiler2012 · 56-60

@Degbeme 🤔i thought the turtle would of been still too shell shocked too talk to the police too be honest

saragoodtimes · F

was going to buy Katie a turtle at the local pet shop but when I saw the price I thought it too much money to shell out

sladejr · 56-60, M

@saragoodtimes

OooooooooooF!

OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M

calicuz · 51-55, M

BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M

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