'James Gregory' short version. This doesn't do it justice. You would have to watch his act.

I don't like to fly, because once I was on a flight where the co-pilot left the inner come on and said to the pilot, "Be careful, there's a flock of birds out there." Right then I knew we were in trouble. A bird taking down a 747. A bird!

When I'm backing out my driveway, in my truck, I don't hear anyone saying, "You be careful now, there's birds out there."