Entwistle · 56-60, M
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
ShiftingGears · 46-50, M
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

SW-User
I lost all respect for him when he publicy supported Trump
Entwistle · 56-60, M
Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter.