[@Bexsy] Jokes, Day 2
A man and his wife are out in the woods hunting when the man collapses.
His wife immediately calls 911. “My husband isn’t breathing,” she shouts into the phone. “What should I do?”
“Relax,” the operator tells her. “I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s silence and then a gunshot.
The wife gets back on the phone and says, “OK, now what?”
His wife immediately calls 911. “My husband isn’t breathing,” she shouts into the phone. “What should I do?”
“Relax,” the operator tells her. “I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s silence and then a gunshot.
The wife gets back on the phone and says, “OK, now what?”
