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Funniest Dr.Suess Pick Up Lines

On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled – Oh, the places we’ll go when I rock your world.

In all of Hooterville, where there’s Hooters supreme, yours are the best of the Hooters I’ve seen.

I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish or blue fish.
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HumanEarth · F
@ThickMadame Dam them two are great and funny to

Hey @SW-User I think Hippie has gotten you beat
@HumanEarth Thank you kindly sir. I try to aim to please
SW-User
@ThickMadame LMAO, that's classic

HumanEarth · F
@SW-User That is a Thousand times better. Now that sounds like something Dr. Suess would say
@Guardian Don't you have one to share
HumanEarth · F
@Guardian @ThickMadame is right! Where is yours Dr. Suess pick up line
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HumanEarth · F
@SW-User That don't even sound like something Dr. Sue's would say
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With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.

 
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