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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Steak?

gregloa · 61-69, M

@LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?

@gregloa I was close.

No idea...

gregloa · 61-69, M

@LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?

CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F

@gregloa which two? because on the back two it could be a hoofer.

gregloa · 61-69, M

@CardiacKintsugi
Doesn’t matter just two.

CardiacKintsugi · 61-69, F

@CardiacKintsugi if it was on either side it could be two left (or right) feet.

gregloa · 61-69, M

@CardiacKintsugi
The answer is your mama