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Funny joke

A mid-life married couple was at the office of a sex therapist at the demand of the wife. When the therapist asked her what she thought was wrong with her sex life, she began a lengthy rant about all the ways she thought he was messing up. While she spoke the therapist got up and walked around to her and had her stand up and gave her the most passionate kiss of her life, right in front of her husband, and then gently squeezed her breast as he finished. She was panting, dizzy, and sweaty. The therapist looked her husband straight in the eye and asked him if he could do this three times a week.

The husband said he could get her there on Mondays and Wednesdays, but come Friday, he was fishing! 😂
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TexChik · F
@BizSuitStacy complains … just to be funny really to point out the role reversal . But when I get on a pattern of big fish … I’m fishing . If I start seeing daylight movement of a buck I’m after … I’m hunting . I never complain to him , I’d I decide I want his attention … I go get it . 😉
@TexChik LOL. The hunt for wood is always an attention getter.
TexChik · F
@BizSuitStacy He has a bumper crop so I harvest often 😌😉
Jlhzfromep · M
Hahaha… yup, sounds like one of us guys
TexChik · F
@Jlhzfromep My Para legal’s hubby told us that joke .
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
The husband could give her the taxi fare on Fridays.
TexChik · F
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Hilarious
Adogslife · 61-69, M
Omg, 😂
Husband asks: “do you take appointments on weekends?”
SW-User
Hahahaha 🤣 that's funny

 
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