Silly joke of the day!!!
I just sold my vacuum cleaner.
It was just gathering dust!!
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It was just gathering dust!!
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Entwistle · 56-60, M
James Bond is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks in,she sits next to him and they start to chat.
She notices he has a very expensive looking watch on his wrist.
Ahh yes says James,this watch is 24 carat gold, it's encrustend with emeralds and diamonds..and it has the ability to tell me what colour knickers you are wearing!
No way!..says the woman.
Bond scans her body with the watch and says 'It tells me you aren't wearing any knickers' ..the indignant woman says 'Well it's wrong as I'm actually wearing black knickers'! Bond looks at the watch,taps it a few times and says 'Fucking things is ten minutes fast' again'.
She notices he has a very expensive looking watch on his wrist.
Ahh yes says James,this watch is 24 carat gold, it's encrustend with emeralds and diamonds..and it has the ability to tell me what colour knickers you are wearing!
No way!..says the woman.
Bond scans her body with the watch and says 'It tells me you aren't wearing any knickers' ..the indignant woman says 'Well it's wrong as I'm actually wearing black knickers'! Bond looks at the watch,taps it a few times and says 'Fucking things is ten minutes fast' again'.
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