Joke Time Monday
A lady in her mid 30s boards a crowded bus where there is standing room only. She moves to the rear to make room for other fares at future stops along the route.
After traveling a mile or so she taps a older gentleman on the shoulder and asks if he'd give up his seat to a pregnant woman.
Why certainly, he responds while getting up to allow her to sit down.
They travel a little ways and the gentleman still standing, wanting to start a conversation politely asks the Miss, excuse me but how long have you been pregnant?
She blushingly responds, about 15 minutes and I'm a tired SOB!
After traveling a mile or so she taps a older gentleman on the shoulder and asks if he'd give up his seat to a pregnant woman.
Why certainly, he responds while getting up to allow her to sit down.
They travel a little ways and the gentleman still standing, wanting to start a conversation politely asks the Miss, excuse me but how long have you been pregnant?
She blushingly responds, about 15 minutes and I'm a tired SOB!