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saragoodtimes 路 F
Adam might have eaten the apple but betting it was Eve being the one who swallowed the seed
NerdyPotato 路 M
@saragoodtimes it's called sperm... 馃檮馃榿
DrWatson 路 70-79, M
I had a lump in my throat after reading this.
Nope. That's hilarious, Adam's Apple stuck in his throat 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Shipwrecked 路 46-50, M
God has been known to sling a joke or two, every now and again ...馃ぃ
Piper 路 61-69, F
Sure sounds like a reasonable hypothesis, to me! 馃槵
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@PhoenixPhail JohnOlinger will
PhoenixPhail 路 M
@Shayama I'm not surprised.
lumberjackslam 路 41-45, M
@PhoenixPhail snake
Mamapolo2016 路 F
The first attempt at teaching us critical thinking.
We flunked.
We flunked.
RedBaron 路 M
But why, then, don't we have iPhones stuck in our throats? 馃槀馃槀
SW-User
I'm pretty sure it was Steve, Adams gay lover who ate the apple 馃槍
NerdyPotato 路 M
It does explain a lot!
PoeticPlay 路 51-55, M
What did Adam tell his 2 boys when asked why they no longer lived in Paradise?
"Boys your Mama done ate us out of house and home."
"Boys your Mama done ate us out of house and home."
PhoenixPhail 路 M
It's as valid as any [i]other[/i] story in the bible.
Comments here are equally hilarious.
Aahhh! Adam鈥檚 apple 馃え
Justenjoyit 路 56-60, M
So there was three people in the room when the apple went missing 馃
Domking 路 61-69, M
馃憣馃憣馃挏馃槣馃ぃ
SW-User
Gywneth paltrow named her kids Apple and Moses, I'm now wondering why it wasn't Apple and Adam馃崗馃槀
SW-User
@SW-User celebrities are so weird