Three women competition

A blonde, brunette and red hair were at it again.

Brunette: I only wear glasses when driving to see the signs clear and at expensive parties to look attractive.

Red hair: Thas nothing. I wear glasses when driving and at work so I can see what I type, on my fancy Apple laptop, which is provided by the company of course!

Blonde: Totally lame! I wear glasses even when sleeping so I can see my dreams clearly.

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A red head and a blonde go into a bar, it was about 5:30pm. They order a couple of beers. Breaking news comes on about a guy Downtown getting ready to jump off the roof of a High-rise. The blonde says to the red head, Ill be you $50 and all the drinks you can drink tonight that the guy will not jump. And the red head says, "I'll take that bet"
Next thing you know the guys jumps and splat all over the sidewalk.. the blonde is digging in her purse for the $50. The blonde pulls the $50 out and hands it to the red head. The red head says no I can't take your $50.. the blonde says, "A bet is a bet." And then the red head says look I have to admit. I seen that story earlier on the news around lunch time and I seen the guy jump so I can't take your money. Then the blonde says, "Yay I seen it earlier to" then the red head asks the blonde, "If you seen it earlier why would you bet me? " and the blonde replies," I didn't think the guy would do it again. "