I like dumb jokes - Shooting the wife

At the Courts 🟥

Judge: why did u shoot your wife
instead of shooting her lover?

Man :Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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RupertCornelius · 36-40, M

a guy goes hunting with a friend, and he leads the hunt to his house, because his wife is cheating on him. he has his friend observe the cheating wife through the rifle scope, and tells him, "i'll pay you a thousand dollars to shoot her in the head and him in the dick so he can never do this to another man's marriage." the friend says, "alright, deal. i can make that in one shot."