Care for a laugh?
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine!
What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine!
