#1 joke of all time

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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bijouxbroussard · F

Perhaps I [b]don’t[/b] have a sense of humor..

DIABLISS

@bijouxbroussard you didn't think this was funny?

bijouxbroussard · F

@DIABLISS My first reaction was, "aww, that’s mean !"

DIABLISS

@bijouxbroussard i personally think all babies are beautiful but i am kinda squishy about kids

bijouxbroussard · F

@DIABLISS Same. 😊

SW-User

@bijouxbroussard that's been established already over the years this site has been around

ninalanyon · 61-69, T

@bijouxbroussard Most jokes are mean about someone or something.

bijouxbroussard · F

@ninalanyon I guess there are [b]levels[/b].

ninalanyon · 61-69, T

@bijouxbroussard It brings to mind the phrase "That only a mother could love". But of course that immediately dampens the mood by reminding me of Judith Merrill's affecting story "That only a mother".