I got robbed at the gas station today...

The cops asked if I knew who did it?

I said, "pump # 5"

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IronHamster · 56-60, M

You won't like this, but you better keep your tank full because it won't get cheaper until Biden stops suspending drilling permits, and he's not even considering that now.