Which kind of jokes do you like? How about this one?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.
They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life.
I just want to go home." POOF!
The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life.
I wish I could go home too." POOF!
The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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Oneofthestormboys · 100+, M

Hahaha!
A man finds a magic lamp, blah blah blah same deal.
The genie says “unlike in popular stories, I can only grant you one wish. What would you like?”
The man says “I have to travel from the U.K. to the U.S. very often, but I hate flying and going by boat takes ages. I’d like you to build a lovely wide smooth road right across the Atlantic, then I can drive there”.
The genie says “are you joking??? Have you got any idea how long that’ll take me? The amount of materials involved? The logistics of supporting a road across thousands of miles of deep ocean??? Come on, be reasonable. Make a different wish!”
The man says “Ok then, I want to know all about women. What they love, what makes them happy/angry/sad/loving, everything.”
The genie looks perplexed and scratches his head for a minute. “So this road you want” he says, “how many lanes are best for you?”

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