Wanna know how to cause an old woman to become agile and active?

Just arrange it so a cricket gets into her bedroom and, just as she’s finally dozing off in the dark, encourage it to jump on her face.

T-t-trust m-m-me, it works.

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OriginalNedKelly · M

Not for Mrs. Kelly - needs a complete knee replacement, was very active not now

Waiting for knee surgery but needs to have some more test done due to smoking for 40 years - stopped 10 year ago