I saw this scorpion on my wall the other day
I was super close to it, putting my hand next to it for size comparison. I also recorded him because he was in the open & easy to see.
Then when I was outside smoking, I saw a cockroach by my feet & I jumped 馃槀
My brothers gf was like "Kill it! Kill it" & I was like "I'm trying!" But I didn't kill it. When it started running again I jumped out the way 馃ぃ
She was like "this is so funny 馃ぃ I never thought I'd see you scared of anything. You weren't bothered by that scorpion earlier"
Idgaf though I'm terrified of roaches 馃槵 spiders scorpions, them buggies don't bother me. We cool. But roaches 馃ぎ
I'll step on them but even that takes courage for me 馃槄 because in my head I'm thinking "what if he dodges it, then he counterattacks & runs up my leg? I have no defense for that"
Shits scary bruh.
But here's the lil scorpion homie if anyone wants to see him do his thing 馃 he out here pimpin' these hoes you know how it goes
Then when I was outside smoking, I saw a cockroach by my feet & I jumped 馃槀
My brothers gf was like "Kill it! Kill it" & I was like "I'm trying!" But I didn't kill it. When it started running again I jumped out the way 馃ぃ
She was like "this is so funny 馃ぃ I never thought I'd see you scared of anything. You weren't bothered by that scorpion earlier"
Idgaf though I'm terrified of roaches 馃槵 spiders scorpions, them buggies don't bother me. We cool. But roaches 馃ぎ
I'll step on them but even that takes courage for me 馃槄 because in my head I'm thinking "what if he dodges it, then he counterattacks & runs up my leg? I have no defense for that"
Shits scary bruh.
But here's the lil scorpion homie if anyone wants to see him do his thing 馃 he out here pimpin' these hoes you know how it goes
