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It’s a fight to the death, the ultimate duel to find out once and for all who is the supreme battle king of sw.
In the blue corner we have the one and only perverted robot @InfoTunaBotTheReturn Now don’t let his height fool you he has the grace of bambi on ice and the coordination of a drunk giraffe. His weapon of choice is a pile of wet noodles, but he does leak lube which he could use to his advantage!
In the red corner we have the fierce hobbit himself @CaptainBard he may be small but he’s fast and he does bite! This little wildling from the shire is scared of tall things and classical music and has chosen a blob of slime as his weapon. Likely to get lost and confused will he be able focus long enough to put up a fight?
This is going to be an epic battle and is guaranteed to last at least 13 seconds. The prize is the knowledge that you have saved the world from your annoying opponent, and a bag of skittles.
Place your bets now!
In the blue corner we have the one and only perverted robot @InfoTunaBotTheReturn Now don’t let his height fool you he has the grace of bambi on ice and the coordination of a drunk giraffe. His weapon of choice is a pile of wet noodles, but he does leak lube which he could use to his advantage!
In the red corner we have the fierce hobbit himself @CaptainBard he may be small but he’s fast and he does bite! This little wildling from the shire is scared of tall things and classical music and has chosen a blob of slime as his weapon. Likely to get lost and confused will he be able focus long enough to put up a fight?
This is going to be an epic battle and is guaranteed to last at least 13 seconds. The prize is the knowledge that you have saved the world from your annoying opponent, and a bag of skittles.
Place your bets now!






