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If I have a violent sneeze

Does that make me a violent person?
depends on how close other are when you go off.
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@stound I just like to go out to the boonies and leave craters in the ground. Where people are not
@caPnAhab I have a list of people for you to visit, Xman. call me professor. ... I need to shave my head.
Elessar · 26-30, M
Back in the high school era we (the boys, of course) mastered the art of being as loud as possible while still remaining within the realm of plausible deniability (like, it still sounded natural enough that you could credibly deny it was intentional)

The most effective technique I remember was screaming a short but powerful "RAAAH!" during / immediately after the sneeze.
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
It sure does captin crunch
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@TheRascallyOne plot twist. I can sneeze on command
Just dont sneeze on me
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@Shybutwilling2bfriends okay, better stand outside the blast radius
Allelse · 36-40, M
Not necessarily. My best guy friend sneezes like a cannon blast; we all pretend to be blown around the room.
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@bijouxbroussard haha I'm glad you humor him, because that's really funny
caPnAhab · 26-30, M

 
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