Imagine being the person who discovered popcorn.
You're just sitting here, minding your own business, roasting an ear of corn on the fire, and then...
POW!
POW POW!
46-50, M
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Magnolia21 · 22-25, F
Funniest part was... that's pretty close to the truth.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Magnolia21 I'm sure of it. That's how we used to cook everything, just over an open fire impaled on a stick. And then suddenly a variety of corn is discovered that goes pop pop pop when you do that.
Magnolia21 · 22-25, F
@LordShadowfire I'm just happy I wasn't in the mushroom exploratory committee. "Alright, Gog died horribly after this one, Pip had liquid diarrhea for a week, Rit said it tasted find, and Bef saw several gods in a row"