I was searching trash pumps online🤨and I found your mom

AH so YOU 'RE creating the demand for her victimhood !!! *Grabs baseball bat*

Why? Was she looking for one too?

lol, trash pump...all this time we've referred to these things as 'le sucky-blowers' at work
(being predominantly french)

For how polite my mother is, the amount of attention you would get after that would belong with the door just being shut on you.