If you could get a free vacation but you had to be dressed as an kangaroo mascot the entire time, would you do it? And where would you go?

no, I already travel many times a year, I prefer to pay for it and not be wearing a kangaroo suit. I prefer to make sound sacrifices all year like eating cheap, I don't drink or smoke, and I buy used clothing , but I ski and travel.

That would make it even better. I’d go on a winter cruise

It wouldn’t fit in the plane seat, and would be really too hot the beach, so I’ll pass.

Yes, to the fanciest restaurant in town. I’d tell them I was in a suit

I would and Australia obvs

Yup.
Quebec City ( in summer).
London