I Believe In Internet Relationships

Oh YES! And it happens like this :


• A special person notices some of your posts/comments;

• They're drawn to your dirty mind and/or revealing avi;

• They perv your profile;

• They add you;

• They PM you;

• You perv their profile;

• You respond;

• They respond;

• You share things you shouldn't;

• You become co-dependent;

• You bond by exchanging used underwear and faxing each other apple juice;

• Then one day you notice they're ❤ing someone else's posts - but not yours;

• You attempt to make up with angry sexting;

• It works and they insist on a meet up;

• You agree because you're full of vodka and can't remember how to lie;

• You show up at the 3 star motel in Provo;

• They call and tell you they cant make it because their mother won't pay the airfare;

• You confess you hate your parents too;

• You go home and log on to SW;

• You find their tell-all 24 paragraph post (with screenshots, links, and a google map of your house) calling you out for being a catfish/child molester/homewrecker;

• You think about unfriending them but you don't want to look weak or needy;

• You send them a Q-tip as a gift hoping somehow they'll understand;

• They mute you;

• Random people start to console you by asking for nudes;

• You respond;

• The process repeats itself.

Its all so magical! You can trust me - I've been sawed in half.