I have an on-line girlfriend who really likes me

I just sent her money. So we can can be together

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

Is she a Nigerian princess who needs to transfer $10 million into your bank account before she can leave her country to be with you?

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Thinkerbell

I am still waiting to hear back from her brother 🤔

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Thrust

They must have run afoul of terrorists! 😳

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Thinkerbell

That would suck! End my perfect investment! 😡

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Thrust

That's a risk you run when you invest in a business venture in a 3rd-world country. 🫤

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Thinkerbell

Yes but it's also where I get my concubine! 👍

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Thrust

Same risk. Human trafficking is a terrorist business too.

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Thinkerbell No trafficking. I just show up in an expensive, extremely gaudy vehicle (Hummer with spinners) and they come to me.

Like the Pie-eyed Piper!

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Thrust · 56-60, M

@Thinkerbell

Thanks for your concern but the spinners double as automatic weapon turrets! 🤗

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Thinkerbell it hasn't come to that yet