*Ding Ding* Oh wow, she's super pretty.. [I Online Dating]

Person: Hello!

Me: Hi!

P: How are you today?

Me: I'm good just hanging out resting, playing some Xbox, you?

P: I'm good. I just got vaccinated, FML lol.

M: FML? That's a good thing though

P: I just did it for my job, they're becoming literal Nazi's about it.

M: Uh...yeah, I think they're more concerned w/ peoples health not actual Nazi's

P: Are you lib cuck or something?

M: No, just getting vaccines since I was young, thats why we don't have measles on the Rez..

P: F*ck you libtard I like conservative men anyway.

M: Word.