I Tried Online Dating
Me: {thinking of the most oringinal and interesting conversation starter} “hi there”
Person I’m messaging:
Me.{after waiting for a long time I’d rather not admit to say} . ah, looks like I’m definitely going to stay single forever .
Person I’m messaging:
Me.{after waiting for a long time I’d rather not admit to say} . ah, looks like I’m definitely going to stay single forever .