Since everyone on the internet is an expert on something...

i got my law degree, my medical degree, my environmental science degree and my philosophy degree from Sweep State University.

Haven't figured it out yet but I'm sure someone will come along and tell me. 🤷🏾‍♀

Adult diapers, since I got here.

understanding women 🤭

I'm not an expert on anything.
I know a lot, mostly useless stuff, but I would never consider myself an expert.

linux administration and possibly shell scripting for bash.

oh just everything

Boobies 👏

Spatchcockery.